So as my final'final' exam comes closer I have come across a revelation... I think I have become a vampire.
Think that sounds stupid? You would because you mortals are stupid. Honestly.
Any way that's my conclusion. Hmm how did it happen? Well you see my fake boyfriend... who somehow is a girl... funny story there... for another time.
Well thats the back story but the point is crazy night on facebook and somehow I became a gay vampire. facebook is clearly evil... stay away. Beside the point my fake girl/boyfriend (Vietnam is a dangerous place) threatened to bite me and now..
1) No matter how much I bloody well eat I'm still hungry = NEED BLOOD!! I thought it was pretty obvious...
2) Severe lack of a tan this summer... well thats self explanatory if not depressing I still dont believe pale is in
3) Hightened sense of awareness... ok so maybe this one is just anxiety=adrenaline jazz but I don't care i side with vampire... besides its kool
4) Overwhelming desire to kill my sister... O wait no it was alaways like that - disregard number four
4) Tendency to stick to dark places... like my bedroom for example
5) I am not tired in the least what kind of vampire needs sleep
6) Is it just me or do my teeth fell a bit sharper...

So if you still think I am crazy then... you're crazy jerk I'll bite your head off and then probably not eat your blood cos it would taste bad. yer take that non-believer...
So yes back to the point of this journal is there anyone... preferably sexy muscular and male... *clears throat* who would kindly donate a little of their blood to my worthy cause
It's just a little sting... I assume - I'm not sure which of the many legends I have become. Hopefully not twilight damn those vampires are pansies... I was going for a less glittery more bitey and edgey type. I dont want to sit around eating bambi for the rest of my life...
Stupid Twilight
Anyway If anyone can elp me out much appreciated... might get on to the sister mudering business xxx